Foot Patrol is a band that smellebrates the wonders of the foot. Yes, we're talking dogs, gunboats, call them what you will - those sometimes smelly appendages are the subject of Foot Patrol's amorous attentions. TJ Wade, the blind singer and keyboard virtuoso happens to have a strong attraction to feet and if you are inclined to find that odd, consider this: "In August 2006, AOL released a database of the search terms submitted by their subscribers.